Peculiar Brother Bird

1 In the foothills of the Blue Ridge,

A peculiar Brother Bird 

Started teaching a new doctrine

That no one had ever heard.

2 For he held that John the Baptist,

Who had warned of coming wrath,

Said the Lord His wheat would gather,

But would “burn up” all the chaff.


3 And he emphasized the “burn up”:

“Yes sir, burn up I have read!”

And he said it was just simply

What the Bible clearly said.


4 Then he turned in his old Bible

To the book of Malachi,

And he read, “The Day is comin' -

Yes, a comin' by and by.”


5 “And The Day that is a-comin'

Like an oven it'll burn,

And'll 'burn up' all the wicked-

Thus from Malachi we learn.”


6 And he emphasized the “burn up”:

“Yes sir, burn up I have read!”

And he said it was just simply

What the Bible clearly said.


7 Then he turned to Jude and Peter,

Where “eternal fire” had burned

In ol' Sodom and Gomorrah -

Yet to “ashes” they were turned.


8 And he said that Jude and Peter

An “example” did proclaim

Of how ashes was the endin'

Of that dread eternal flame.


9 And he emphasized the “ashes”:

“Yes sir, ashes I have read!”

And he said it was just simply

What the Bible clearly said.


10 And some folks got sorta bothered

At the words of Brother Bird,

And a “heretic” they called 'im,

And they said he was absurd.


11 And they championed endless torment

In a hell the lost to scare,

And they wondered if without it

Why would anybody care?


12 Then he took 'em to a passage,

One of which they were so fond-

In the sixteenth verse, third chapter

Of the gospel of St. John.


13 “For it says, and says so clearly

Life, and everlasting too,

Or it's perish - don't you see it -

That word perish is a clue!”


14 And he emphasized the “perish”:

“Yes sir, perish I have read!”

And he said it was just simply

What the Bible clearly said.


15 “And that final Day of Judgment,

And that lake of fire,” he saith

Is destruction everlasting,

And is called “the Second Death.”


16 "For the punishment eternal

Is an everlasting thing;

But it's punish-ment, please notice-

And it's not a punish-ing.”


17 "And the punishment's 'destruction'-

It's an everlasting death -

It's destruc-tion, not destroy-ing -

That's exactly what is saith.”


18 And he emphasized “destruction”:

“Yes destruction I have read,”

And he said it was just simply

What the Bible clearly said.


19 Then they shook their dusty Bibles

As they murmured and they cried,

“He's a-tamperin' with the Scripture,

And the truth he has denied!”


20 And they said that hell was endless

As recorded in the Word,

And they told folks not to listen

To that “lib-ral” Brother Bird.


21 Then he said, “We've all been brought up

To believe the endless way,

And it's all we've ever thought of

Right up to the present day.”



22 And he told 'em he was certain

That the Bible was inspired,

And preserved both pure and perfect, 

And was all that he desired.


23  “But we thought we knew the meanin'

Long before we ever read

Just to find out and be certain

What it really, truly said.”


24 “And is says that sin has wages,

And the wages, yes, is death,

But the gift is life eternal -

That's exactly what is saith.”


25 And he emphasized the “wages”:

“Yes sir, wages I have read!”

And he said it was just simply

What the Bible clearly said.


26 And this caused some folks to wonder,

And this made some folks to squirm,

And some argued 'bout the rich man,

And the never-dying worm.


27 Then he showed 'em that the sayin'

Of the worms and fire so hot

Was an excerpt from Isaiah,

Yes, Isaiah, was it not?


28 And he showed them in the passage

Of “the carcases of men” -

The consuming of the wicked -

And they looked at it again.


29 “And our blessed Lord and Master

Would not quote a temporal end

Out of context as eternal

And confuse the minds of men.”


30 “For it speaks there of dead bodies,

Of the wicked's certain doom,

And how fire and worms undyin'

Will their carcases consume.”


31 And he answered all their questions

Of the rich man who did die,

And he showed 'em he was buried

E'er he made his painful cry.


32 And he showed 'em how a spirit

Does not have a tongue or eyes,

Or a bosom or a finger,

Then he caught 'em by surprise:



33 “For it was a buried body,

Not a disembodied soul -

And for Pharisees who scorned Him

'Twas a piercing par-a-ble.” 


34 Well, sir, that word fanned their anger

From a flicker to a flame:

“It's no par-a-ble-No, never!

For He used a proper name.”


35 Then he showed 'em how “a certain”

Was the way the Lord began

Oft to tell a pointed story:

“And there was “a certain man.”


36 “And they could not serve their mammon

And be servants of the Lord,

Or call Abraham their father

If ol' Moses they ignored.”


37 “And the name He said was Laz'rus,

And he meant just what He said

For they all knew it was Laz'rus

Who had risen from the dead.”


38 “For 'a certain man named Laz'rus'

From a poorer family,

Had been sick and on his deathbed

In the town of Bethany.”


39  “And though Laz'rus had arisen,

And had come back from the dead,

Those same fellers weren't a-listenin'

Just as Abraham had said.”


40 “And the story of the rich man

Never says that hell's for aye

For it's not the final Judgment

And it's not the final Day.”


41 And he showed 'em how that Hades

Is the Greek word for Sheol,

And can mean a grave or gravedom,

And denote a hole or whole.


42 And that “Sheol in the Scripture

Is the Gravedom of the Dead,

Of the righteous and the wicked” -

And he proved just what he said:


43 “In that precious psalm of David,

Of God's presence he did tell,

 How the Lord would still be with him,

Though he made his bed in hell.”



44 “And, 'what man is he that liveth,

and shall not see death' said he;

For the Sheol of a grave hole

Is our common destiny (89:48)


45 “In the belly of the great fish

In the belly of a whale-

Is where Jonah cried in anguish

From the belly of a....hell.”


46 “And it's perfect in the King James,

Just the way they worded it-

It is hell if it's the gravedom;

Otherwise it's grave or pit.”


47 “And of all the Sheol's mentioned,

There's not one in sixty-five

That e'er speaks of endless torment,

Or of souls that are alive.”


48 “Nor do any of the prophets

Though of dearth and death do tell,

Ever mention any torments

In a never-ending hell.”


49 “In the Acts of the Apostles-

There in sermons quite a few

You will find the gospel message

Doesn't give a single clue.”


50 “In the words and in the writings

Of the dear apostle Paul,

Though he speaks of wrath and judgment

Never mentions hell at all.”


51 “Don't it seem a bit abnormal,

That in all the Word of God,

That the sum of these is zero?

Don't that seem a little odd?”


52 “For if hell is really endless,

And eternal torment's true,

It should be a couple hundred,

Or at least a one or two.”


53 “And the words that God has chosen

And the pictures He has drawn,

Were not used to be confusin'

But to make it clearly known.”


54 “For they're clear words like destruction

That describe the sinner's doom,

 Such as end and death and perish,

And devour and consume.”


55 “With a plain word such as perish,

Could somebody tell me why

We have turned it inside outward

Til' it means to never die?”


56 “And we know just what a fire is,

And we know what it will do-

And we understand it clearly,

And should need no other clue.”


57 “When the fire of God has fallen

From the God of fire in wrath,

It destroyed its prey completely,

And consumed all in its path.”


58 “And the pictures of the judgment

Well, I'd say they're clear enough-

For the chaff and tares and stubble

And the briars will burn up!”


59 “Now if God had really meant it

To be endless, I inquire,

Would he picture only items

That'll burn up in the fire?”


60 “As the fire devours the stubble,

And the flame consumes the chaff,

So the tares cast in the furnace

Will be burned in final wrath.”


61 “And if firemen were not able

To put out a fire, let's say -

Do you think the thing a-burnin'

Would burn on and on for aye?”


62 “Thus the quenchless flames of Hades,

And the fire you can't put out

Will not keep these things a-burnin' -

They'll burn up without a doubt.”


63  And he emphasized the “burn up”:

“Yes sir, burn up I have read!”

And he said it was just simply

What the Bible clearly said.


64 In the foothills of the Blue Ridge

This peculiar Brother Bird

Got some fire and brimstone preachers

Not a little bit disturbed.


65 And although he'd try to answer

Just whatever they would ask,

It was clear they weren't as willing

To perform a sim'lar task.



66 But they harped on Revelation

Of the “torment day and night,”

And for ever cried “Forever!”

As they made an “endless” fight.


67 And they called the theologians,

And they checked the hist'ry book,

And they even searched the Hebrew

And the Greek to take a look.


68 And they thought they finally had 'im,

When with glee they did extol

How “the Scripture clearly teaches

Immoral'ty of the soul.”


69 And they waited for his answer-

Ah! They knew they had him there -

When he opened up his Bible,

And he asked them, “Show me....where.”


70 Then they were a good bit puzzled

E'er they even took a look,

Yet they said that they were certain

It was written in the Book.


71 Then they checked in their concordance,

But they couldn't help but squirm,

For the best that they could muster

Was the never-dying worm.


72 Then he asked them to consider

Chapter six of Timothy,

How's there's one, and just one “only

Who hath immortality.”


73 And he emphasized the “only”:

“Yes sir, only I have read!”

And he said it was just simply

What the Bible clearly said.


74 And he turned to many verses

With that wiggly little term,

And he showed 'em from the Bible

That a worm is...well ... a worm.


75 “And our hope's in resurrection -

'In the twinklin' of an eye' -

And in bodies made immortal

Not in souls that never die.”


76 And he showed them “life eternal

Is a gift that we receive,

And the gift is in the Giver,

Just for those who do believe.”



77 “And his sheep will 'never perish'

For they know and follow Him,

And He gives them life eternal -

Yes, He gives it unto them.


78  “For the wicked surely perish,

While the saved know endless joy -

Thus we fear naught but the God who

Soul and body can destroy.”


79 And he emphasized “destroy”:

“Can destroy the soul,” I've read,

And he said it was just simply

What the Bible clearly said.


80 Then he scolded torment peddlers

With this gravest of concern:

“Are folks truly trusting Jesus,

Or just tryin' not to burn?”


81 “And your view on Revelation (14:10,11)

Is a little bit bizarre,

For it places hell in heaven

Where the Lamb and angels are.”


82  And he showed 'em what the “weepin'

And the wailin' was about:

“When ye see” the righteous gathered

And “yourselves” have been “thrust out.”


83 “And thrust out in 'outer darkness'

And 'the mist of darkness,' well -

Are not words of endless torment

In a blazin', fiery hell.”


84 “You can talk of cruelest torture

In the hottest flames of black,

But the mist of darkness surely

Means they're never comin' back.”


85 “And that wicked city Bab'lon

In an hour will be gone,

Yet the smoke of their great torment

Will ascend up on and on.”


86 “And the smoke tells of consumption -

Somethin's burnin' up for sure -

And bears witness to destruction,

Not more torments to endure.”


87 “And forever in my Bible

Is two words: for ever, see

And it's not always eternal,

As in Deuteronomy. (15:17)



88 “It's a phrase of preposition,

As in for a time so long.

And then ever is indefinite,

As in for...and on and on.”


89 “And the Bible clearly tells us

What the wicked have in store -

How their thoughts will even perish,

And that they will be 'no more.'”


90 And he emphasized the “no more”:

“Yes sir, no more I have read!”

And he said it was just simply

What the Bible clearly said.


91 And some folks said he was lyin'

And a twistin' up the Word,

But some folks began to listen

To peculiar Brother Bird.


92 And the ones who were not Christians

Really hoped that it was so,

'Cause they didn't want to risk it,

And they didn't want to go.


93 But the ones who were real Christians,

Also hoped it could be true,

For they loved their Lord no matter,

And they had compassion, too. 


94 And they could not say for certain

Whether Brother Bird was wrong,

For he raised some valid questions,

And his faith in God was strong.


95 And they would not be like Jonah,

And be mad it wasn't so,

But they sorta thought like Spurgeon,

And were hopin' none would go.


96 And at least they weren't offended

At peculiar Brother Bird,

But they thought the subject worthy

Of more study in the Word.


97 But the preachers and the teachers

With a thing or two to sell,

And the great big kingdom builders

All defended their own hell.


98 And they said it was the gospel!

And were sure that they were right,

But they didn't even bother

But a verse or two to cite.



99 And they took no time to study,

For I reckon they preferred

Just to cast a doubtful slander

On the name of Brother Bird.


100 And they shared each other's pulpits,

And they shook each other's hand,

And were thankful for the faithful

Who would firmly take a stand.


101 And with hell they'd sell their tickets

To a mansion up above,

But they did not know what manner

Of a spirit they were of.


102 For they'd burn their wood or garbage

And they'd feel the heat and say,

With a calloused air of surety,

“Folks will have some hell to pay!”


103 And they reasoned of its justice

As if adding up the math-

How a God of love and mercy

Was a holy God of wrath.


104 (As if love could not be holy,

Or that holy could not love-

Was He Hyde or was He Jeckyl?

How much pain would be enough?


105 In the blood stains of the nail scars

We His wondrous love may learn,

But for those who fail to learn it,

Well, forever they will burn???)


106 Though they'd give God all the credit

They'd absolve Him of the guilt,

And they'd blame it on the Devil

For why Hell was ever built.


107 And some “Hard Shells” said God chose it

And had picked some folks to go,

While some “Free Wills” said He'd close it

If we'd just say yes or no.


108 But there's been some noble Christians

Through the heretics of time

Who have questioned “endless” reason

And have doubted “endless” rhyme.


109 And though some were sentimental,

And a few perhaps absurd,

There have been some valiant rebels

Who stood firmly on the Word!



110 But the Endless Hell Defenders

Were ascendant in the land-

For ol' Plato in the Credo

Always had the upper hand.


111 And with Augustine and Calvin

There to tell 'em what to say

They could just be good ol' parrots

And repeat it all for 'aye.


112  But the truth is not the treasure

Of the great majority,

And the truth you cannot measure

By its popularity.


113 When a monk named Martin Luther

Nailed his theses to the door,

They were written in the Latin,

And were easy to ignore.


114 In a time we call “Dark Ages”

When the clerics hid the Word,

The prevailin' way of thinkin'

Thought that Luther was absurd.


115 So now who's to say it's doubtless

That the parrots will prevail

And the creeds still go unchallenged

On the endlessness of Hell?


116 For perhaps a thoughtful poem

Could inspire some hearts to search,

And begin a transformation

Of this doctrine in the church.


117 In the foothills of the Blue Ridge

Someone's hopin' to be heard

In this story of the teachin'

Of peculiar Brother Bird.


118 And to emphasize the “burn up”:

“Yes sir, burn up I have read!”

And to say it is just simply

What the Bible clearly said.



HE MEANS IT AS HE'S MEANT IT

Brother Bird II


In the foothills of the Blue Ridge

Our peculiar Brother Bird

Had been diggin' even deeper

In the treasures of the Word,


And was surer more than ever

Of the teaching he had spread

Of destruction of the wicked

At the judgment of the dead.


When a scholar of the Sandhills

From the seminary came;

A professor, “Dr. Brimstone” -

“Farren Brimstone” was his name.


And he came as a contender

For the credos of the past -

To defend endangered dogmas

Was the dogged doctor's task.


And a half o' dozen letters

Trailing right beside his name,

On a published dissertation

Was his pompous claim to fame.


And he mocked the simple reading

 Of the words within the Word,

And condemned the crude credentials

Of our lowly Brother Bird.


And he lauded old confessions,

As he chided doctrines “new”,

And he quoted Greek and Hebrew,

Or at least pretended to.


In command of several cliché's,

And control of ancient lore,

And in charge of seven proof-texts,

He made quick work of his chore.


And he challenged all the “notions”

Of peculiar Brother Bird,

And he said, “This view on burn up 

Is most patently absurd!”


Brother Bird then asked the Doctor

The word perish to define,

And to use it in a sentence -

“Well Sir, if you wouldn't mind.”





Then the Doctor stu-stu-stuttered

As he tried to answer Bird -

“Pu-Pu-Perish only means...uh -

(It's a very tricky word)-


“And it du-du-doesn't always 

Have to mu-mu-mean “to die;”

It can mean “be lost” or “ruined”

As the scholars verify.


“And I guess you surely know it

Can be fi-fi-figur'tive;

As in “endless conscious torment

In which lost men ever live.”


“Ever live? As in for ever?”

Brother Bird then asked the Doc-

“Ever live?” as in existin'

Why it seems you mean to mock.


“That's the OPPOSITE of perish-

And if truly “figur'tive,”

It's not true to any figure

To say dyin' means to live.


“And moreover,” said our Brother,

“If you read its constant use

Through the length and breadth of Scripture,

You will be without excuse.


“For it says, 'THE WICKED PERISH'-

Into smoke they do consume-

And it says of 'them that perish'

That destruction is their doom.


“If God says, 'The wicked perish,'

Then I say they surely do,

And He means it as He's meant it

As He's used it through and through!


“For it's used of war and famine.

And of dust and death and dearth,

And of being brought to nothing,

And destroyed from off the earth.


“Of consumption and of fever

And of dung and smoke and end,

And of cut down and of cut off,

And of beasts and wicked men.


“And it's paralleled with vanish,

And with withereth and slay,

And it's linked with being eat up,

And with die and fade away.



“And it's used in clear distinction

To the term eternal life,

And in contrast to endurin',

And remainin' and abide.


“The Divine Vocabulary

Has thus used it o'er and o'er,

In Its built-in Dictionary

Of one-hundred fifty-four.


“Yes, one hundred fifty four times

You will find it used, my friend,

And it never means a process 

That will never have an end.


“But God gives life everlasting

 To all those who are in Christ-

It is these who NEVER PERISH

Who receive eternal life.


“Would we charge the Scripture's Author

With such clumsiness of words?

The Creator of all language

With incompetence? Absurd!


“If God says, 'the wicked perish,'

Then I say they surely do,

And He means it as He's meant it

As He's used it through and through!


Then the disconcerted Doctor

Interrupted Brother Bird

“You are overlooking several

Abstract uses of the word.


“Such as bottles that are broken,

But that do not cease to be,

And of missing sheep and coins-

Well now, that  should help you see!”


“Yes, it helps me see so clearly

That all uses of the word

Never speak of endless torment,

And its meaning is not blurred.


“For those bottles that were broken-

Those burst wineskins-don't you trust,

Do most justly picture  perish,

For they've surely turned to dust.


“And the lost sheep and the coins

Aptly pictures souls as LOST,

And the life lost means to perish,

Which is sin's great final cost.”


Farren Brimstone, by then steaming,

Cited each and ev'ry creed,

From the first church to Westminster,

“And all Christians have agreed!”


“The ma-jor-i-ty, yes,” Bird said,

“But, no, not the early church -

And dissenters through the ages

Bore the fruit of honest search.


“But the truth can't be invented,

It just is, and that is that -

And majority opinion

Never made the round earth flat.


“We must humbly read and study

To find out what we should know;

We must nobly search the Scriptures

And to see if things are so.


“As Arnobius and Clement,

Guillebaud and Leroy Froom-

Who became convinced from Scripture

Of the fire that will consume.


“Dear John Wenham faced it squarely,

Pastor Dale his stance confessed;

Joseph Parker saw it fairly,

And John Stott this truth professed.


“Henry Constable was cogent;

Basil Atkinson discreet;

Edward White was so convincing,

And John Pettingell complete.


“Bishop Whately wouldn't kowtow;

Samuel Minton wouldn't budge;

And we all should be so grateful

For the work of Edward Fudge.


“These and many others like 'em,

Who have loved and searched the Word,

Have been logical and lucid,

And should finally be heard!


“If the wicked truly perish,

Or if endless torment's true,

Neither you nor I can change it-

There is nothing we can do.


“And God says, 'the wicked perish,'

Then I say they surely do,

And He means it as He's meant it

As He's used it through and through!


And just then the highbrow doctor

Quite offended and perturbed,

Shook the dust from off his sandals

And was done with Brother Bird.


But before the dust had settled 

In came fiery Sister Smoke,

And encouraged Brother Bird to

Be more careful how he spoke.


“For you overlook God's judgment

And His wrath,” said she to him,

“And your sentimental longings

Make your sense of justice dim.


“Yet you feign you know the meaning 

Of each Greek and English word,”

And that fiery Smoke of torment

Nearly burned up Brother Bird.


For she thundered as she wondered

Of the sense o this and that;

And he wondered as she thundered,

Was it all just tit for tat?


But amid the rank and rankle,

Sister Smoke did yet confess,

She was not prepared to argue

For the point she did profess.


Brother Bird by then was puzzled-

If she had not searched it out,

Why she spoke of all those “red flags”

That had filled her mind with doubt?


Did she look up every Scripture?

Did she read just what it said?

Or just judge the poem's author

And not ponder what she read?


Was her problem with the poem,

Or just really with the poet?

If his points were truly valid,

Would she have the heart to know it?


Is it 'sentimental longings'

To reject perpetual wrath?

And would 'justice' be neglected 

If Christ burns up all the chaff?


Does she wonder of the purpose

Of grim torment without end,

Since it won't reform the sinner,

And it can't destroy the sin?


Such a god would be a monster -

Not the Lord we know and love;

Not the maker of the flowers,

Or Creator of the dove.


Brother Bird became determined,

Pacing briskly as he spoke,

And he opened up his Bible,

And he summoned Sister Smoke.


And he showed her clear examples

Of God's judgment in the Word,

But she cried out, “They were temporal!”

And his point she hardly heard.


For his point was that the wording

Used of temporal wrath-the sum-

Is exactly the same language

That describes the wrath to come.


“Whether Sodom and Gomorrah

Or the judgment of the flood

Or of those who died with Korah,

Or the Galilean's blood.


“All the Scriptures say such PERISHED,

Were DESTROYED or were CONSUMED,

And the same words draw the picture

Of the sinner's final doom.


“'If you don't repent,'” said Jesus,

'You shall likewise perish, too' -

And we see how Christ meant perish,

And the likewise is a clue.”


And he emphasized the perish -

“Yes Ma'am, perish I have read!”

And he said it was just simply 

What the Bible clearly said.


“Would we charge the Scripture's Author

With such clumsiness of words?

The Creator of all language

With incompetence? Absurd?


“If God says, 'the wicked perish,'

Then I say they surely do,

And He means it as He's meant it

As He's used it through and through!


Sister Smoke then turned quite ashen,

As she nearly lost her breath,

Yet she smoldered one last question 

Of just what was meant by “death.”


“Isn't death just separation

Of the body and the soul -

To be shut out from God's presence

While the endless ages roll?”


“That's the premise,” Brother Bird said,

“Of the endless torment folks,

As if bodies are the egg shells,

And the souls immortal yolks.


“But when God told father Adam

How that he would surely die,

And the serpent said he wouldn't -

Well, we know who told the lie.


“Dust thou art-to dust returnest,”

Is how God explained it then;

Thus by one man sin had entered,

And then death passed to all men.


“And we know death is the wages

And of sin the penalty,

But God's gift is life eternal -

Yes, to live eternally!


“And the lost shall one day perish -

Not just bodies, but the whole;

For we know God can destroy

Both the body and the soul.


“Can destroy both soul and body -

Can destroy them both, he saith;

Thus the lake of fire is rightly

Called by God “the second death.”


“Thus we learn the Scripture's meaning

That in death life has an END -

Loss of life - not life in torment

Is its meaning, my dear friend.


“And this penalty was pictured

In the sacrifices plain,

At the tabernacle altar

Where the animals were slain.


“For the sheep were not imprisoned,

And tormented endlessly,

And the oxen were not tortured 

Or confined in misery.


“God's consistent jurisprudence

Points to this important truth,

That the life for life was taken -

Eye for eye and tooth for tooth.


“All transgressions under Moses

A just recompense received,

And the loss of life was harshest -

Yes, the harshest one conceived.


“And, in fact there were no prisons

In the land of Is-ra-el,

And no ghastly torture chambers

Like an endless-torment hell.


“And the Biblical expressions

Of atonement full and free

Are 'Christ died for the ungodly,'

And 'who gave himself for me.'


“For sin's penalty was conquered

Through the blood for sinners shed,

When Christ tasted DEATH for all men,

And then rose up from the dead.


“And although He greatly suffered

All the way to Calvary,

'Twas His death that brought redemption,

And that paid the penalty.


“And our Lord spoke of His own death

Of His death upon the tree,

When He said His life He giveth;

Yes, 'I lay it down,' said He.


“This coherent testimony

To the penalty of sin

Shows that perish means - yes, perish,

And not torment without end.


“If God says the wicked perish,

Then I say they surely do,

And He means it as He's meant it

As He's used it through and through.


“Would we charge the Scripture's Author

With such clumsiness of words?

The Creator of all language

With incompetence?  Absurd!”


And she contemplated perish -

“Yes, it's perish I have read,

And it seems that you have shown me 

What the Bible clearly said.”


Sister Smoke had truly listened,

And in some points had concurred,

And it seemed she even kindly

Bid farewell to Brother Bird.


In the foothills of the Blue Ridge

Brother Bird began to tire,

And was weary from the Smoke and

From the Farren Brimstone ire.


When a young man with a Bible

Came to make our Brother glad -

Yes, a youth for truth so hungry

By the name of Ernest Ladd.


Ernest Ladd was not a scholar,

But he had a habit true -

For he read his Bible often

And had read his Bible through.


Thus familiar with the wording

Of the words within the Word,

He had ears to hear the teaching

Of peculiar Brother Bird.


And he read his Bible over,

And he read it carefully;

And he said, “This 'Burn Up' Doctrine'

Sure sounds Biblical to me.”


And he analyzed destruction,

And investigated death,

And he scrutinized consumption,

And the spirit, life and breath.


And he found that all the “proof-texts,”

(For he took the time to read),

Did not say what most were claimin'

In the endless-torment creed.


He conversed with Doctor Brimstone

And with Sister Smoke conferred,

And examined all the writings,

Poems and charts of Brother Bird.


And he came up through the hollers,

And he climbed up o'er the knolls,

To discuss the Scripture's wording,

And di-sect immortal souls.


Brother Bird and he would gather

With a Bible in each lap,

And would search with a Concordance

As if scouring o'er a map.


And they'd read each pertinent Scripture,

And consider what it said,

And get more and more delighted

With each passage that they read.


And the Ladd was such a blessing,

But he could not figure out

Why so many could not see it,

When to him there was no doubt.


For he'd plainly pondered perish,

And had found its meaning plain,

And he couldn't reconcile it

With eternal conscious pain.


So he emphasized the perish -

“Indeed, perish I have read,”

And he said it was just purely

What the Scriptures plainly said.


“Since God says the wicked perish,

Then I'd say it must be true,

And He surely must have meant it

As He's used it through and through.”


Brother Bird's blue eyes then twinkled,

As he stroked his whiskered chin:

“This old mountain man's so thankful

To have met you, my young friend.”


And he was by then so hopeful

Ernest Ladd would come to be

A most passionate promoter

Of the truths he'd come to see.


But folks said the Ladd was “smitten

With the venom of the Bird,”

And had fatally been bitten

By “this teaching most absurd.”


And they'd say “This is so vital”

When in hunt for heresy,

But when cornered by the Scripture,

“It don't matter much to me.”


Thus he slowly got discouraged,

And disheartened and dismayed,

As he lost his zeal to quarrel

In his efforts to persuade.


Brother Bird was yet persistent

In the truth he did pursue,

And was equally insistent

That their efforts they renew.


And he said, “It is so vital

To please God instead of self,

And to share this truth with others,

And not hide it on the shelf.


“For our Father's not a monster,

And His love our hearts has won,

And we've met Him in the Scriptures,

And we've seen Him in the Son.


“And how could our God so holy

Author such a thing so bad?

And why would our Lord so lovely

Be eternally so mad?


“If folks call that 'sentimental,'

Or a 'softening toward sin,'

Their own ghastly view of torment

They must little comprehend.


“From His own clear testimony

God has promised us that He

Will not always keep His anger -

Will not always angry be!


“It's a noun and not a verb in

'Everlasting punishment -

And the punishment's not torment,

But DESTRUCTION, it is writ!


“Yes, God poureth out His anger

On the 'great and dreadful day,'

But it only lasts a moment,

While His mercy is for aye.”


And he kept on quoting Scriptures,

And with Scriptures he did prod

Brother Ernest not to falter

For the love of our good God.


“Life in Christ is our great gospel -

Death in Sin our grave refrain;

And in faithfulness to Scripture

We must dare to make it plain!


“And the reason few have bothered?

And the reason few have dared?

It is APATHY, my brother -

It's because so few have cared!


“And of course we should be prudent

And not pester or annoy,

But not treat this as a trifle,

Or dismiss it as a toy.


“For we need persuaded Sisters

Who were skeptical at first,

And we need more Ernest Ladds who

For the truths of Scriptures thirst.


“Yes, we need discerning brothers

Who are careful with their words,

Oh, but humor me, my brother-

We sure need some noisy Birds


“To keep emphasizing PERISH,

'Yes, it's perish we have read!'

And to say “It is just simply

What the Bible clearly said!


“Yes, God says, 'THE WICKED PERISH.'

So let's say, 'They surely do.'

And He means it as He's meant it

As He's used it through and through.”


In the foothills of the Blue Ridge

Our peculiar Brother Bird

Is still hoping that a host of

Ernest Ladds will soon be heard.


THIRD BIRD

John 3:16-What does it mean?


In the foothills of the Blue Ridge

Our peculiar Brother Bird

Had been napping by a tree stump

When some laurel bushes stirred.


And just then sly Willie Waver

Poked his head up looking pale:

“I was comin' out to tell ya,

Ernest Ladd's been put in jail.


“Farren Brimstone caught him talkin'

'Bout that endless torment stuff,

And he hauled 'im to the jailhouse,

For he said he'd had enough!


“Said he's gonna put an end to

All this nonsense that he's heard -

And he's gonna set a trap for

That peculiar Brother Bird.”


Brother Bird then said to Willie,

“It's a most peculiar thing

That we're hounded for believing

In John three, and verse sixteen.


“You would think our error graver

Than the gravest heresy-

Yet we just believe John's gospel -

Verse sixteen of chapter three.


“In that sixteenth verse, third chapter

Of the gospel of Saint John,

Is the purest, plainest statement

Of the truth we stand upon.


“It's the 'gospel in a nutshell'

That we've known from early youth;

And in all the Holy Scriptures

It's the most familiar truth.


“God so loved the world, dear brother,

That He gave His only Son -

Gave His only, His begotten-

And He said, 'For God so loved...'


“That believers will not perish-

But have everlasting life -

That's the clear vocabulary

From the lips of Jesus Christ.


And the rest of all the Scriptures

Are throughout and in-between

Comprehensively coherent

With John three, and verse sixteen.


“Will not perish - oh, how lucid!

Will not perish - oh, how clear!

Everlasting life in contrast -

All we stand for is right here!


“Is it heresy, dear Willie

To believe John 3:16?

Or false doctrine to be certain

That it says just what it means?”


Then they heard some coonhounds barkin'

And they saw some lanterns bright -

Farren Brimstone with a posse

Silhouetted in the night.


And then Willie said, “Now, Brother,

I'm no the-o-lo-ge-un,

But I know enough to tell ya

I believe we better run!”


But by then they were surrounded,

And it was too late to flee;

Dr. Brimstone read the charges:

“Heresy, in first degree.


“And you have no rights - be silent!

Everything you've said before

Can and will be used against you,

And we have no need of more.”


“What I've said conforms to Scripture,”

Brother Bird began to plead.

“It is WRITTEN, Dr. Brimstone -

And is there for all to READ!


“Everlasting life or perish

Surely say just what they mean

In that memory verse from childhood

In John three, and verse sixteen.


“Is it heresy, O Doctor

To believe John 3:16?

Or false doctrine to be certain

That it says just what it means?”


Then the doctor hollered, “Quiet!

You will have your day in court,

So don't waste your whistle whining

Till I've made a full report.”


Then the doctor said to Willie,

“And I'm taking you in, too,

For cavorting with no-Hellers

Who've indoctrinated you.”


“Doctri-whata...?” said poor Willie-

“I'm not sure what I stand for.”

“Then you'll come,” said Dr. Brimstone,

And we'll help you to get sure!”


In the foothills of the Blue Ridge

Brother Bird was thrown in jail;

Ernest Ladd and Willie Waver

Plopped beside him in the cell.


Brother Bird then spoke to Ernest,

“Bless your heart, O valiant youth,

You are persecuted, brother

For your faithfulness to truth.


“From a child you've known the Scripture,

One of which you are still fond -

Sixteenth verse of the third chapter

Of the gospel of Saint John.


“Must have heard it as an infant;

Must have learned it as a tot;

But to claim it now as doctrine

Gets you into water hot!


“Treat it as a gift-shop motto;

Twist and wrest its words so clear -

You'll have friends among the scholars,

And approval of each peer.


“Quote it in its simple beauty;

Preach it in its power plain;

Teach it true and unembellished

And you'll find but sure disdain.


“God so loved-O praise the Father!

That he gave-O praise the Son!

Inspired words-O praise the Spirit!

What a precious verse in John!


“See the text in brilliant context-

Nicodemus comes by night,

Learns the way to life eternal

From the words of Jesus Christ.


“Whosoever that believeth

Shall not perish - oh, now see -

Shall not PERISH - now the contrast -

But shall live eternally.



“Everlasting life or perish, 

Endless life or life that ends;

Is it not so self-defining?

Is it not so clear, my friend?


“But the doctor with his dogma

Says we speak a dang'rous lie;

He says none will really perish,

But that all will never die.


“Turns a word as clear as perish

Upside down and inside out;

Turns a verse as clear as this one

Into one of unclear doubt.


“Is it heresy, dear Ernest

To believe John 3:16?

Or false doctrine to be certain

That it says just what it means?”


Ernest Ladd then turned to Willie-

“What say you, or will you say?

I'll admit I didn't figure

I'd see you locked up this way.”


“Well, now, I don't know,” said Willie,

“I can't be sure, myself,

And some things are better, I'd say

To be left up on the shelf.


“Maybe so, is what I'm thinkin'-

Maybe not, is what I've thought;

Bur perhaps the best position

Is to keep from getting caught.”


Then the three discussed the subject,

Without yielding to a yawn,

Until Willie started nodding 

At the waking of the dawn.


That same morning at the courthouse

Flocks of folks from hill and dale -

Curious and conscientious -

Came to fan the fires of hell.


Came to watch Doc Farren Brimstone,

Came to hear and to be heard,

Came to ponder on the puzzle

Of peculiar Brother Bird.


Brother Bird could see the jury

Had been chosen carefully -

Twelve convinced of endless torment,

Just as firm as they could be.



Larry Barry, Big “B” Baptist;

“Brother Bob” of Gospel Bright;

Benton Cherry, of the Presbies,

And Professor Malways Wright.


Clayton Buckett, Bird's first pastor;

Early Young, who baptized him;

Noah Guard, ordaining elder -

Brother Bird knew all of them.


Dr. Ray of Bible College,

And Evangelist O'Wowell;

Dandy Redwords, hotshot preacher,

All prepared to face him now.


Missionary Marty Martin;

Sister Mary (Quite) Contraire;

These the twelve who formed the jury-

Sure to be most just and fair.


Brother Bird knew most were good men,

But a few were rude and trite;

And he knew this subject often

Kindled much more heat than light.


In the room a crowd of people -

Sister Smoke sat near the aisle;

Bishops, elders, priests, and deacons -

All were eager for the trial.


Dr. Brimstone asked for silence -

“We are here today to quell

Any teaching that would threaten

To put out the fires of hell.


“This man Bird has spread the error

That our creeds are but a lie -

That there is no endless torment,

And the soul of man can die.


“He contends that God so holy

Would not torture anyone,

But that wicked men will perish

In the fire of wrath to come.


“He denies the cardinal doctrine

Of the faith we love so well,

That the whole point of atonement

Was to rescue us from hell.


“And he's pushed this point, my brothers,

And what makes this oh, so bad,

Is that he has de-ceived others

Like this poor young Ernest Ladd.



“And now Ernest Ladd's a zealot,

And it's growing here and there,

And if we don't stop it promptly

It will spread to who knows where!”


Then the courtroom shook with grumbling,

And the jury looked perturbed,

And all eyes and ears were waiting

For a word from Brother Bird.


Brother Bird stood front and center,

And he beckoned with his hand,

“Men and brethren, and dear sisters,

I would have you understand


“That I love the Holy Scriptures,

And believe them every whit,

And concerning hell and judgment

I accept just what is writ.


“You would think our error graver

Than the gravest heresy -

Yet we just believe John's gospel -

Verse sixteen of chapter three.


“In that sixteenth verse, third chapter

Of the gospel of Saint John,

Is the purest, plainest statement

Of the truth we stand upon.


“Is it heresy, my brethren

To believe John 3:16?

Or false doctrine to be certain

That it says just what it means?”


Then the room began to rumble

With the mumblings of the crowd -

All were musing on the reference,

Or were quoting it aloud.


 Dr. Brimstone cried, “Objection!

What an effort to be slick,

And avoid your actual meaning 

By a childish little trick!”


“For the verse you've called in question -

Yes, John three, and verse sixteen -

Cannot mean what you are meaning,

That is, what you really mean.”


“It is childish, yes, O Doctor,

For we learned it as a child -

And I only seek to show you

That my view is not so wild.



And my meaning is of meaning -

Of just what plain words do mean,

And I think they're crystal clear, Sir,

In John three, and verse sixteen!


“I uphold the Bible's teaching

Of a dreadful end called Hell,

But the texts we use to prove it

Do not endless torment spell.


“I affirm the resurrection

And the judgment of the dead,

And maintain what I've been teaching

From the words that I have read.


“Words like perish and destruction, 

And devour and consume;

Words like death and end and burn up, 

That describe the sinner's doom.


“And I’ve emphasized the perish -

Yes, sir, PERISH I have read,

So I've said it is just simply

What the Bible clearly said.


“And God says the wicked PERISH,

So I've said, “They surely do,

And God means it as He's meant it

As He's used it through and through.


“Would we charge the Scripture's Author

With such clumsiness of words?

The Creator of all language

With incompetence?  Absurd!”


And then Malways Wright, Professor,

After proff'ring his own view,

Said, “Expound John 3:16, and

Search the context through and through.”


Sister Smoke could tell that Malways

Thought himself to be so smart,

But she knew he had it coming,

When our Brother made his start:


“I believe it as I read it,

And no other sense I seek,

For its words are self-defining 

In the English and the Greek.


“Shall not PERISH is in contrast

To eternal, endless LIFE.

And consistent with the context

Are these words of Jesus Christ.



“For Christ tells us just like Moses

(Numbers, chapter twenty-one);

Lifted up the brazen serpent

Even so must be the Son.


“And the serpent is a type of

Sin and death, and death by sin,

And Christ said to Nicodemus

That he must be born again.


“For our first birth is in Adam,

And brings death, an end of life;

But a new birth of the spirit

Gives us endless life in Christ!


“Christ was lifted up at Calvary,

And He died the sinner's death;

He who knew no sin was made sin,

That is what the Scriptures saith.


“Therefore like the brazen serpent,

Christ, who died and rose again,

Has been lifted up to look to,

And give life to dying men.


“So by faith we look to Jesus -

'Look and live, O sinner, live!' -

And our risen Lord and Saviour

Has eternal life to give.


“Is this not a clear expounding 

Of just what these words must mean?

Endless torment's but confounding

To John three, and verse sixteen.


“For all those with but a first birth

Have not everlasting life,

And they shall most surely PERISH

Who do not believe in Christ.


“Perish is the word in focus

In John three, and verse sixteen;

Apollumi in the Greek text,

And we know just what it means.


“God has used this word so often

In His Holy Book divine,

That its meaning is quite easy

By its usage to define.


“It means perish in the English,

And the Greek original,

It means perish in the context,

Both in part and in the whole!



“Ask your children, yes, your children,

'What does perish mean to you?'

And if left to answer simply 

They will give its meaning true.


“Ask your pastor the same question,

And he'll tell you that you need

A good lexicon to help you

Line up perish with the creed.


“He'll deny consistent usage

As defining of the word,

And then cite presumed exceptions

As the meaning most preferred.


“Is it heresy, Professor

To believe John 3:16?

Or false doctrine to be certain

That it says just what it means?”


Then the doctor interrupted,

For he saw that some were stirred,

And he feared the less committed

Might be swayed by what they heard.


“That's enough!” he stomped and sputtered,

“We have heard his heresy -

His own tongue has tried and found him

Just as guilty as can be!”


And the jury in agreement,

Said a long and loud “Amen!”

Larry Barry yelled, “This jailbird

Must not ever chirp again!


“This will doom our foreign missions,

And no one will even go;

And why even be a Christian

If there be no endless woe?”


Then a mob in senseless frenzy

Rushed the threesome up a knoll,

And though Sister Smoke implored them,

It was out of her control.


In the foothills of the Blue Ridge, 

How that knoll began to quake -

Brother Bird and Ernest Ladd were

To be burned there on a stake.


For they did not flinch or falter,

And they would not budge or bend,

And they did not whiffle-waffle

To avoid a dreadful end.



Willie Waver said, however,

Right before he up and ran,

“I have always, and will ever

Be an endless torment man!”


Ernest Ladd did testify to

Everyone who stood nearby;

“Life in Christ, and death in Adam

Is the truth for which we die.


“And we love our precious Saviour,

Our dear Lord who gave us life -

And we long to share the gospel

Of eternal life in Christ.


“Read your Bibles! Search the Scriptures!

And you'll find our 'heresy'

Is but only the clear wording

God has used consistently.”


“Malachi and John the Baptist,

Jude and Peter and the law;

Psalms and Proverbs and the Prophets,

Jesus Christ and Brother Paul;


“These have spoken by the Spirit;

These have told us everyone,

That the unbelieving perish

In the fire of wrath to come.”


Benton Cherry then beseeched him,

“Dear young brother, please desist;

Your immortal soul's endangered

If in error you persist.”


“Is it error, Elder Cherry

To believe John 3:16?

Or a danger to be certain

That it says just what it means?”


Then the doctor struck a match on

A big rock he leaned upon;

Then the two began repeating

That dear precious verse in John.


“God so loved the world,” they quoted,

Then some folks began to cry,

“Oh, we dare not really burn them,

And we cannot watch them die.”


But it was too late for pity,

For the Doctor lit the pyre,

And the flames crept ever upward,

And the smoke began to spire.



Brother Bird was bravely quoting,

When a voice did interrupt-

Was the voice of Willie Waver:

“Brother Bird, Wake up! Wake up!”


Then the flames were disappearing,

As his head began to rise,

And the smoke was quickly clearing

When he opened up his eyes.


And he stared for just a moment

At the tree stump at his side,

And he looked at Willie Waver,

With his eyes now open wide.


“I've been dreaming? Only dreaming?

Oh, dear Willie, what a dream!

It was really such a nightmare,

And how real it all did seem.


“You would not believe it, Willie -

Off to jail, and then to trial,

And the jury - what an outfit! -

Brother Bird began to smile.


Then they heard some coonhounds barking,

And they saw some lanterns bright -

Just some locals on a coonhunt,

And no cause for any fright.


Brother Bird enjoys his freedom

To discuss God's Word on hell,

And he's thankful he can do so

And not have to go to jail.


Yet he knows that many brethren

Are not free to search it out -

By their creed and in their circle,

They are not allowed to doubt.


For they fear their peer group's censor,

Or the label of a “cult,”

And a feeble acquiescence

Is the pitiful result.


Is it heresy, dear reader

To believe John 3:16,

Or false doctrine to be certain

That it says just what it means?


In the foothills of the Blue Ridge

Someone's sure it cannot be,

But perhaps he's only dreaming 

To be hoping you'll agree.



THE NEW BOX, THE OLD BOOK, AND ONE MORE BEREAN

Bird the Fourth


In the foothills of the Blue Ridge

Our peculiar Brother Bird

Had grown weary from his effort

Just to get his message heard.


For he'd wrote about the wresters,

And the creedalists for hire,

And had made a list on perish,

And designed a chart on fire.


And had proven that our Master

Did not say the more on hell,

And that “holy wrath” was made up

And unscriptural as well.


And had labored o'er the rich man

The real meaning to discern,

And had studied smoke and ashes

Just to see what he could learn.


And had lengthy conversations

With the gentle and the gruff,

And had tried to answer questions 

From the easy to the tough.


And was quick to quarrel and query

With the few who pitched a fit,

And debated Benton Cherry

Until Bent just up and quit.


And though Sister Smoke conceded,

And became an ally true,

And though Ernest was a champion

Of the anti-endless view,


Still it seemed that few had int'rest

In the subject anymore,

And to even read a poem

Was for some an irksome chore.


Quite a few, like Willie Waver,

Said they just could not be sure,

And in apathy and ignorance 

Were lethargic'ly secure.


Thus our Brother greatly wondered

Of this lack of thoughtful search,

And he couldn't help but long for

More Bereans in the church.




(The Bereans were “more noble,”

In the book of Acts, you know,

For they searched the Scriptures daily

Just to see if things were so.)


So he up and went to visit

Okie Dokey in his home,

And though Okie was quite cordial,

Still he left the TV on.


Okie was a friendly brother -

Never meant or did no harm;

Had a way with dogs and children

On his modest little farm.


First they talked about the weather,

Of the recent ice and snow;

Then they couldn't help but comment

On the funny TV show.


Then our Brother said to Okie,

“What I've come to talk about

Is why many Christians never

Ever search a subject out.”


And then Okie said, “It's shameful

How when Pastor reads the Book,

That so few who brought their Bibles

Even turn to take a look.


“But not me,” said Okie Dokey,

Ev'ry Sunday I expect,

I have always read the verses 

Of the pastor's sermon text.”


Then the flicker from the center

Captivated once again,

And the two friends watched the TV

'Til the news came to an end.


And then Brother Bird continued,

And he would have said much more

Had not Okie changed the channel

To check out the latest score.


And just then this one commercial

Took the brethren by surprise

For a couple awkward seconds

'Til they turned away their eyes.


Thus for just about an hour

Brother Bird and Okie met,

With their visit dominated

By that crazy TV set.



And our brother was discouraged

As the snow turned into sleet,

When a sudden thought inspired him

To take victory from defeat.


So when Okie went to find some

Cherry cough drops for his cough,

Just like that the lights and TV

And electric heat went off.


“Must be ice,” said Okie Dokie,

“Downin' limbs upon the lines -

So let's get a fire a-blazin' -

And'll be just like old times.”


Well, that fire sure did some kindlin'

In the mind of Brother Bird,

And his mem'ry went a-driftin'

As his heart was greatly stirred.


And he reminisced of childhood,

Of a box inside the den -

How it captured the attention

Of the people way back when.


Thus inspired by his nostalgia

From the point the fire was lit,

And with joy of grand discovery,

Brother Bird exclaimed, “That's it!”


“Yes, a box could be the secret

Of a captivated mind,

And a box could be the answer 

I was hoping I could find.”


And the fire in that old wood stove

Glowed a mellow yellow red

That reflected on the dark screen

Of the TV set now dead.


And he thought of how the TV

Interfered that very night,

And divided their attention

In its hypnotizing light.


And he looked right at that TV -

Like a looking glass it seemed -

And as though he saw a picture,

He then spoke as if he dreamed:


“All the family sat around it

Once the sun had settled down,

And it warmed them while they watched it

As they gathered all around.



“With a blue glow in its belly

It would shine its light about,

Which would flicker even brighter

When the lamps were all put out.


“Oh, the memories made around it -

How it filled the room with light,

And they could not live without it

On a boring winter's night.


“Yes, that box gave such a pleasure

With its flicker and its glow,

And that box was such a treasure

In the days of long ago.


“Oh, the stories in its presence,

And the laughter in its view,

And the many an adventure,

And a tear a time or two.


“Dad would be the first to start it

Not to miss his favorite show,

And he'd be the last to watch it

Just to keep it all a-glow.


“And the mother loved it dearly,

And it kept the children in,

And the family all together

As a true and trusted friend.


“And was on most ev'ry morning -

What a way to start the day -

There to fill you with its vision,

And to warm you on your way.


“And the news was heard each evening

And the scores of ev'ry game,

And sometimes the kinfolk joined 'em,

And sometimes the neighbors came.


“And sometimes they'd pop some popcorn,

And sometimes they'd pop some more,

And just sit and look at pictures

By that box upon the floor.


“And a way up on the rooftop

Was a thing to let you know

That by looking in the window

You could see its glory glow.


“But that box has been forsaken -

Oh, I wonder where it's gone;

There's a new box in the house now,

There's a new one in the home.”



And then Okie said, “Now brother,

I had thought I got your gist,

But now speakin' of a new box

Makes me wonder what I missed.”


In the foothills of the Blue Ridge

On that white and wintry day

Brother Bird knelt by the firelight,

And to Okie he did say:


“Yes, that old box is discarded

As a relic from the past,

And you've asked me of the new box,

So, I'll tell you, since you asked.


“All the family sits around it

From the dawn 'til set of sun,

But it chills them while they watch it,

And it numbs them every one.


“With a blue glow in its belly

It still shines a light about,

With a flicker most bewitchin'

When the lights are all turned out.


“But the memories made around it

Are the kind that fill the sight

With a thousand scenes of evil

In the middle of the night.


“Now this box will render pleasure

With its flicker and its glow,

But this box is not the treasure

Of that box of long ago.


“Many stories in its presence,

Lots of laughter in its view,

While it's undermining values

Of the good and of the true.


“And in many an adventure,

Many kill and many die,

And while watchin' folks pretendin'

Men and women sit and cry.


“And they lose their sense in sensing

What is real and what is right,

And get used to all the darkness

In the absence of the light.


“Dad should be the first to stop it,

And be wise enough to know

That it's dang-er-ous to watch it

When it really ought to go.



“And the mother should see clearly

What its doing in the end -

That it's harming all her children

And is not the family's friend!


“When it's on most ev'ry morning

At the start of ev'ry day,

It will fill you with a vision

That won't help you on your way.


“And to hear its news each evening,

And the scores of ev'ry game

Will just cripple any Christian

'Til his walk with God is lame.


“And that dish upon the rooftop

Might link up the satellite,

But the blue glow in the new box

Will black out your gospel sight.


“And the pictures you are filing

In the cabinet of your mind

Will just cater to the carnal

And will make the spirit blind.


“But that old box was a dandy  -

Was a wonderful delight -

For that old box was a woodstove

With its fire a-burning bright.


“Was a blessin' to the family -

Brought 'em all around the heat,

As they'd read or sew or whittle

With the fellowshippin' sweet.


“But this new one's a disaster,

And companionship it drains,

And it teaches what it shouldn't 

While it crudely entertains.


“And it keeps us from our Bible,

Squanders time and pilfers home,

For this new box is a TV,

And it's almost always on.


“We could truly live without it -

Truly live is what I say,

For it's not a life we're livin'

Watchin' that thing ev'ry day!


“We could get to know each other,

Have more time to sit and talk;

Be a blessing to a brother,

Read a book or take a walk.



“In the room we call the 'living'

We could have some heat and light

If we'd bring back that old woodstove

With its fire a-burning bright.


“Swap that new box and its pleasure,

With its flicker and its glow,

For that old box and the treasure 

Of a life of long ago.”


And so Brother Bird completed

His oration on the box

As a somber Okie Dokey

Fiddled with his thermal socks.


In the foothills of the Blue Ridge

Our peculiar Brother Bird

Is sure that entertainment

Hinders searching of the Word.


“Entertainment is the culprit,

And amusement is the cause

Why so many Christians seldom

Take a meditative pause.


“Yes, it's true that most are fearful

Of the label 'heresy,'

But it seems that entertainment

Is the root of apathy.


“Internet and big-screen movies,

Videos and DVD's,

Radio and sporting contests,

And of course the Dish TV.


“Why, if evolution's truthful,”

Brother Bird said, and I quote:

“We would all be one big eyeball,

With one finger for remote.”


Okie Dokey curled one finger,

As his eyes expanded wide,

Glancing at his handy remote

And disheveled TV Guide.


Then he eyed his idle Bible,

Where some sneaky little runt

Had wrote “Read Me” with his finger

On the dusty Bible front.


And he wondered who had done it,

For it cut him to the quick,

But that two-word admonition

Was a sermon that would stick.



Then he stirred the amber embers,

And put on another log,

While our brother was still musing

As he patted Okie's dog:


“The word muse, it means to think, see -

A means no, and as a link,

You can see what it's suggestin -

Yes, amuse just means no think!


“Thus amused by entertainment,

And entranced with silly show,

We no think about the sober,

But embrace the status quo.


“And the precious Holy Scriptures

Should receive its due respect,

But the dust upon our Bibles

Testifies to our neglect.


“Have we less days in our years now?

Or less hours in our days?

Do we labor even longer

In our fast, indulgent ways?


“No, there's time for Bible study,

And there's time to read the Word

If above our entertainment 

It was something we preferred.


“If we spent just half an hour,

Just the time of one short show,

We could read all of Colossians,

And could read it good and slow.


And Philemon we could handle

In the time that it would take

To see sev'ral advertisements

In a short commercial break.


“Just ten minutes ev'ry morning

In the Scripture cheers and calms -

In a month we thus could finish

All one hundred-fifty Psalms.


“And the time to watch a movie

Of a moderate duration,

Could be used to read and study

Half the book of Revelation.


“In a year, if we are willing,

This is what we each could do -

In but fifteen minutes daily

We could read the Bible through.



“Keep a Bible in our bedroom

And a Testament close by;

And another in our pocket 

So it oft will catch our eye.”


And then looking out the window

At a water drop so clear,

Dripping from the frosty rooftop,

Musing on the Word so dear:


“It is water, pure clear water,

And it washes from within;

And it cleanses, yes, it cleanses

All the heart and mind of sin.


“It's a hammer, such a hammer,

And it comes down with a quake,

And however hard the rock is,

Into pieces it will break.


“It's a sword, and even sharper

Than the finest, sharpest sword,

And it pierces soul and spirit

By the spirit of the Lord.


“It's my Bible, Holy Bible,

Perfect law of liberty;

It's the book above all others,

And it is the Book for me!


It's a lamp that burns so brightly

For the pathway of my feet,

And it's sweeter than the honey,

And the honeycomb so sweet.


“It's the sincere milk of newborns,

It is meat for those with age;

It is bread for all believers,

Full of life on ev'ry page.


“It's a mirror, God's clear mirror

That reflects the image true,

Guides the pilgrim on his journey -

Tells the puzzled what to do.


“It's my Bible, perfect Bible,

Just as pure as it can be-

Filled with timely truths eternal,

And it is the Book for me!


“It is called the Holy Scriptures,

It is called the Word of God,

And its words paint such a picture

Of the paths the saints have trod.



“It is filled with laws and lessons

And with poetry and psalms,

And it's proved itself a blessing,

With its words of healing balm.


“And its stories of adventure,

And of triumph of the right,

And of romance of redemption

Bring the love of God to light.


“It's my Bible, wondrous Bible,

It's the truth that makes me free -

It's the library of the ages,

And it is the Book for me!


“Oh, its author is the Father,

And its subject is the Son,

And 'twas written thru the Spirit,

And the Three agree in One.


“Brings salvation to the sinner

As it quickens from the dead;

Doesn't need to be rewritten -

Only needs to be reread.


“So I'll read it, yes, I'll read it -

Oh, such pleasure there I'll find!

And I'll hide it, memorize it -

What a treasure that is mine!


“It's my Bible, precious Bible,

Helps me live, dear Lord, for Thee,

And I love it, yes, I love it,

Oh, it is the Book for me!”


And then Okie clutched his Bible,

As he made a gritty face -

“I am really gonna read it -

May the good Lord give me grace!”


Then the two friends read together,

And did muse and meditate,

And got out a Strong's Concordance,

And the fellowship was great.


And they studied 'bout the judgment,

And of hell, and death, and life,

And of perish, and destruction,

And eternal life in Christ.


And they searched the text and context

All around and in-between,

And of course they did some musing

On John three, and verse sixteen.



By the firelight of the wood stove

They delighted in the Word,

And ol' Okie the Berean

Sure delighted Brother Bird.


Then they heard somebody knockin'

On the icy window pane-

Ernest Ladd had come a-callin'

Through the snow and freezin' rain.


And he came in with a “howdy,”

And then asked the two of them

Why the neighbors all had power,

Yet the Dokey house was dim.


And then Okie said, “Oh, really?

Well, I'd say that's strange indeed,

But it's truly been a blessin',

And has helped me see my need.”


Then he told him of the boxes,

And then said to Brother Bird,

“Let's show Ernest what we're findin'

In our searchin' of the Word.”


So the three continued reading

In the Scriptures for a while,

And the taste of buttered popcorn

Brought a satisfying smile.


And the firelight from their wood stove

Was reflecting in their eyes,

When the time came for departing,

And for saying their “goodbyes.”


So then Okie Dokey thanked 'em

And he said, “I feel most blessed,”

Which made Brother Bird uneasy,

And he more or less confessed.


For he reached down in his pocket,

And took out a fuse or two,

And revealed a dusty finger

As he bid his friends adieu.


And as Okie took the fuses,

He responded with a grin,

And he still could see the “Read Me”

On his Bible in the den.


In the foothills of the Blue Ridge

Our conniving Brother Bird

Is still huntin' more Bereans

Who will read and search the Word,



And find joy in Bible study

And the wonders it unlocks,

And choose truth above their pleasure

And the Book above the box.


Micro Chip and Mocking Bird

Peculiar Brother Bird #5


In the foothills of the Blue Ridge

Our peculiar Brother Bird

Met his match on being thorough

In a young computer nerd,


Who was quite a whipper-snapper

Just as smart as, well, a whip,

And his name was Chip McMaster

But his friends all called him Chip.


Micro Chip as some had dubbed him,

Big of brain, but small of size -

He could e-mail, surf, and download

Without o-pen-ing his eyes.


Was a high-tech, hard-drive whiz kid

And so clever, yes he was-

That he built his own Computer

That he named the Wiz of Oz.


Didn't have to go to college,

For the college came to him,

To upgrade their old computers

And to train and tutor them.


Farren Brimstone was quite certain

Micro Chip and Wiz of Oz

Would enchant the local young folks

And convince their Ma's and Pa's.


And so Dr. Brimstone hired 'im

To bring falsehood to an end,

And design a fail-safe program

Endless torment to defend.


And so Chip took up the challenge,

With his genius juices stirred,

And created all new software

That he called the Mocking Bird.


With his quick-draw browser finger

On his high-speed DSL,

He downloaded tons of info

Off the web concerning hell.


Ev'ry council and confession,

Quenchless fire and deathless worms,

Etymologies of key words,

And a glossary of terms.




And inserted works related,

Dante, Milton, and their lore,

Bavink, Munsey, Pink and Spurgeon,

Walvoord, Bartlett, and much more.


Peterson and Harry Buis,

Edwards, Gerstner, G.T. Shedd,

John R. Rice and J.N. Humphrey,

Both the living and the dead.


Put in per-ti-nent ideas,

Greek and Hebrew language rules;

Vines & Wuest & Strong's Concordance,

And more cool and brainy tools.


Poems and tracts and polls and surveys,

Art and myth and movie clips,

Documents and songs and clichés,

Cartoons, jokes, and comic strips.


Chronologic'lly he built-in

Ev'ry creed of Christian truth,

And a detailed sermon index

Analyzing all the proof.


Alphabetic'lly he listed

Ev'ry worthwhile art-i-cle,

And more relevant quotations

'Til it was completely full.


 Then he organized it neatly,

Each and ev'ry font and file,

In a handy-dandy format

And a user-friendly style.


And he tied it all together

With internal master links,

And examined it intently

Just to work out any kinks.


Then there came the time to test it,

Check its ease of function, too;

Ask it any kind of question -

See what Mocking Bird could do.


Micro Chip and Farren Brimstone

Fed it info from the cults,

And the Doctor was delighted

With the pow-er-ful results.


And invited Benton Cherry,

Willie Waver, Ernest Ladd,

Sister Smoke and Okie Dokie

To come see just what they had.



So they quizzed it and they queried,

And they zipped from link to link,

And it was so interactive

That they couldn't help but think.


Benton Cherry was elated

With this high-tech priest of proof,

And was sure that what it stated

Was the everlasting truth.


Okie Dokie throught it nifty -

A Berean treasure chest! -

And was sure it would be useful

In a Bible study quest.


Sister Smoke was soon enamored

With the throng of able minds,

And rethought the subject matter

Down more systematic lines.


Willie Waver loved the graphics,

And the clever pop-ups, too,

And was certain that it maybe

Absolutely might be true.


Ernest Ladd was duly cautious,

And though bias made him doubt,

He was willing to continue

Searching all the data out.


Mocking Bird was quite impressive

With its output and its speed,

And its answers were persuasive,

As most everyone agreed.


And of any other effort

It was certainly the best,

And was ready for the challenge

Of its full and final test.


And so Dr. Brimstone scheduled

A debate with Brother Bird,

But of Micro Chip's creation

He had told him not a word.


Handbills posted through the foothills

Advertised the coming duel,

And invited all the Blue Ridge

To the Element'ry School.


And anticipation swelled up

Like a bullfrog 'bout to bust,

'Til the dirt lot by the old gym

Was just one big cloud of dust.



And the crowd filled up the bleachers

As the doctor took the stage,

And our brother sat behind him,

Like a bird inside a cage.


While the doctor gave his “Welcome,”

And his “Introduct'ry Word,”

Micro Chip snuck in the back way

With the cryptic Mocking Bird.


And he stayed behind the curtain,

Our of everybody's sight,

And installed a power-booster,

And was raring for the fight.


Larry Barry, Big B Baptist,

Had agreed to act as though

He was their side's chosen spokesman,

And was really “in the know.”


And the Doctor orchestrated

Ev'ry detail from the start

As the MC-Moderator

To co-or-dinate each part.


And he had a sand-filled timer

And he'd turn it upside-down,

And when all the grains had emptied

He would start another round.


Micro Chip would slip the answers

To the waiting Larry B,

Who would read them off so smoothly

Like a great authority.


And the Mocking Bird was brilliant,

Reeling off the facts so fast,

And providing quick quotations

From the heroes of the past.


Everlasting was the key word

Larry Barry harped upon,

Everlasting and eternal,

And forever, on and on.


“And the creeds and great confessions

Larry said, “Do all confirm

That the soul is as immortal

As the never-dying worm.


“And the story of the Rich man

And of Lazarus, as well,

Clearly speak of endless torment

In an everlasting hell.



“If the life is 'everlasting'

Then the punishment is too,

For the same word modifies it,

And thus proves it to be true.


“So the torment's everlasting -

Without end without a doubt -

Everlasting as forever

Isn't hard to figure out!


“And the torment is 'forever' -

'Day and night,' to say the least -

Of the Devil (that is, Satan),

The false prophet and the beast.


“And just where does all this take place?

Well... where is it? I inquire -

It's the same place where the lost go -

In that dreadful 'lake of fire.'


“And the smoke ascends forever

From the torment mentioned in

Revelation, chapter fourteen,

Where it's obvious again.


“And the fire is everlasting -

Everlasting fire its name -

And unquenchable, eternal,

Say identically the same.


“And as Gerstner oft has stated,

Sins against the Infinite,

Or an infinite transgressing,

Demands endless punishment.


“And philosophy and reason,

And just jurisprudence side

With the Biblical expressions

Of a wrath that will abide.


“So the torment's everlasting -

Without end without a doubt -

Everlasting as forever

Isn't hard to figure out!”


In the foothills of the Blue Ridge

With the help of Mocking Bird, 

A whole gym of all the hill folk,

Were impressed with what they heard.


“I agree,” our Brother answered,

That the PUNISHMENT, indeed,

Is eternal, everlasting -

That's exactly what I read.



“Everlasting modifies it,

But the point I hope you get -

Is just what is it describing;

Of just what is meant by it.


“It's the noun that we're debating,

Not the adjective, you see,

It's a noun, and not a verb, Sir

Upon which we disagree.


“It is punish-ment eternal,

Not eternal punish-ing -

It's destruction everlasting,

Not an endless suffering.


“It is final, full consumption;

It is called the 'second death;'

It is what is meant by perish;

It is what the Scriptures saith.


“We agree on everlasting,

But an everlasting what?

Is the punishment destruction,

Is it that, or is it not?


“You assume that it is torment -

But you should not so assume,

For the Scriptures say DESTRUCTION

Is the sinner's final doom.


“For a similar expressing

You may readily consult,

How 'redemption' is 'eternal,'

Not the process, but result.


“For Christ 'once for all' obtained it

ONCE for all, and in the past,

And that it is past-tense purchased,

Yet that it will ever last!


“Thessalonians confirms it,

Just the way it's worded there -

'Punished with, yes, EVERLASTING...'-

But now notice this with care:


“Everlasting modifies it-

Punished with what punishment?-

Yes, destruction everlasting;

Thus DESTRUCTION is the it!


“And it's not the word 'destroying,'

For it's 'punished,' as in past;

The destruction thus resulting

Is the it that e'er will last!



“And the fire is everlasting -

Yes, the fire, without a doubt -

But the chaff is said to burn up

In the fire that won't burn out.


“Yes, God's fire is everlasting,

And it shouldn't be thought odd

That the fire of God's eternal,

For it is the fire of God!


“It does not need to be started -

And you couldn't if it would -

But it falls already blazing,

Without earthly fuel or wood,


“And God's fire is called eternal,

Not the cities which it burned,

As in Sodom and Gomorrah,

For to ASHES they were turned.


“It's the fire that's everlasting,

Not the stubble or the chaff -

It's the fire that is eternal,

Not the objects in its path.”


Then a flustered Farren Brimstone

Was a little more than gruff,

When the sand-filled timer emptied,

And the Doctor growled, “Enough!”


And while Brother Bird was talking

Micro Chip was on the sly

Tweaking Mocking Bird to come back

With a dynamite reply.


And ol' Larry was imposing

As he read the slipped-in notes,

And he sounded real convincing 

In repeating others' quotes.


But he got a mite-bit haughty

And a little debonair,

When he gestured with such gusto,

That he tumbled in his chair.


And he landed on the curtain,

And the curtain slightly stirred,

And revealed the monkey-business

In the sight of Brother Bird.


But the monkeys were uncertain

If the bird had seen or not,

So they awkwardly proceeded

With their sneaky little plot.



And they focused on the wording

Of the legendary creeds

As the fruit of Bible doctrine

And the root of noble deeds.


“These were hammered by the faithful,”

Larry Barry said with pride,

“On the anvil of conviction

Of the martyrs who have died.


“Godly pastors; gifted teachers;

Theologians of renown -

Have the truth of endless torment

To their children handed down.


“Are we smarter than our fathers,

The reformers, wise and good?

Do we know more than our elders?

Do we really think we could?”


And then Brother Bird retorted,

“These dear 'fathers' weren't the norm,

For they challenged creeds in their day,

And were agents of reform.


“Would they say that they had figured

Ev'ry single doctrine out -

When with teachings of their own time

They had entertained some doubt?


“And we're not in full agreement

With their words upon our shelves,

and these 'fathers,' bless their memory,

Disagreed among themselves!”


Then it heated up intensely,

Back and forth and toe to toe,

And the Birdies and the monkeys

Really put on quite a show!


Larry:  “It's no PUNISHMENT to perish-

That's just what the sinners want!”

Bird:  “Ask the inmates out on death row

And they'll tell you that they don't!”


Larry: “But a final, swift destruction

Cannot be the word's intent.”

Bird:  “The destruction of Gomorrah

Scriptures calls a punishment!”


Larry:  “But annihilation isn't

Anything of which to fear!”

Bird: “If we thought a bomb were present,

We'd be getting' outta here!”



Larry:  “Will our children follow Jesus

If Hell's torments have an end?”

Bird:  “Do you think they're truly Christians

If they wouldn't then, my friend?”


Larry:  “From the presence means away from-

It's away- so face the facts!

Bird:  “From the presence means He's present-

In the context and in Acts!” (3:19)


Larry: “But the WORM - it never dieth -

Not a worm down in a hole!”

Bird “It is carcases the worms eat -

And the worm is not the soul!” (Is. 66:24)


Larry:  “What of weeping and of wailing?

And it says, 'where there shall be' -

Bird: “It says 'there shall be,' my brother,

And yet not eternally!”


Larry:  “Pain is what the fire pictures -

Pain is what the flames will bring.”

Bird:  “But the objects in the picture

Illustrate a different thing!”


Larry:  “In the book of Revelation

It is un-mis-tak-a-ble!”

Bird:  “It's the last and not the first book,

And most al-le-gor-i-cal!”


Micro Chip was working gamely

Just to keep up with the flow,

But at times he needed Larry

Just to go a little slow.


Then our brother had an idea,

Since computers cannot lie,

He would ask of certain details

That it wouldn't dare deny.


“It's repeated by so many

That our Lord said more of hell

Than he ever did of heaven -

Is it true, or can you tell?”


Micro Chip zoomed through the program

And slipped Larry this on cue:

“Forty-seven different writers

All confirm that it is true.”


But then Brother Bird responded,

“I’m not asking the amount

Of the parrots who have said it -

But a real objective count



“And with judgment as their message,

And repentance as their goal,

Did the prophets ever speak of

Endless torment of the soul?


“And with Paul and the apostles

When they preached the gospel plain,

Did they mention hell or torments,

Or a place of endless pain?


“In John's gospel is there any

Word of endless hell to fear?

It's the one book in our Bibles

There to make the good news clear.”


And the prophets and apostles

Do...not warn...of endless hell,

And then Paul...and in John's gospel

There's...no word...of it, as well.”


“And pray tell me,” begged our brother,

“And please open up my eyes

If the unbelieving sinner

Ever really truly DIES?”


And then Micro Chip was stymied

By the contradict'ry words

From the hundreds of quotations

In the files of Mocking Bird.


For McCheyne (yes, Robert Murray),

Said, “Eternal hell's the death

That the sinners are to die, and 

Yet they never die,” he saith.


And the words of Jeremy Taylor:

“They shall burn eternally”-

But now listen to his statement:

“Without dying,” so saith he.


“You will live,” yes, “live forever,

But just where?” asks Ricky Jones;

John L. Barry is just as certain

That “in Hell men will live on!”


William Dowell said “souls and bodies...

Souls and bodies that CANNOT...

Cannot perish, but will suffer...

Suffer in a hell so hot.”


“For the wicked live forever,”

One J. Angus is so sure,

And “alive all o'er” quotes Wesley,

And feel pain “at ev'ry pore.”



Micro Chip then saw the wording 

Of the Scriptures disagreed

With these LIFE and DEATH descriptions

In the sermons and the creeds.


And our brother sensed the tension

When he dealt the fatal blow:

“I have only one more question-

Just one more before we go.”


“If God says, 'The wicked perish:

Then I say they surely do,

And He means it as He's meant it

As He's used it through and through!”


“And I've emphasized the perish:

For it's PERISH I have read!

And I've said it is just simply

What the Bible clearly said.


“Can you give me one example

Of a use of perish when

Scripture means it as a process

That will never have an end?”


Then he took the sand-filled timer

And he turned it upside-down,

And he said, “Let's all be patient

Until one such use is found.”


And the seconds trudged to minutes,

And the minutes slowly passed,

As the grains of sand fell downward

From the first until the last.


Speedy Micro Chip was flying

On the keyboard and the mouse,

While a nervous Dr. Brimstone

Tried to occupy the house.


Then an “error” message came up

Right before the screen went dark

And the hard drive went ka-plooey,

And shot out a blinding spark.


And the spark ignited wiring,

And a fire began to rage,

And the Doctor, Chip, and Larry

Promptly exited the stage.


But our brother, now in danger,

Grabbed a fire ex-tinguish-er,

But he couldn't quench the burning

Of the red-hot Mocking Bird.



But the rest he safely put out,

While the Mocking Bird burned on,

And its smoke rose up for...ever,

Though it burned up and was gone.


In the foothills of the Blue Ridge,

This peculiar Mocking Bird

Found DESTRUCTION EVERLASTING

As the punishment incurred.


Benton Cherry was deflated;

Ernest Ladd was not surprised;

Farren Brimstone, aggravated;

Willie Waver hypnotized.


Larry Barry was defensive;

Okie Dokie was amazed;

Sister Smoke was apprehensive;

But so many were unfazed.


But young Micro Chip upgraded,

Through this endless torment strife,

To a high-tech, hard-drive whiz kid

Holding forth the Word of Life!


And he built a new computer,

And a clever CD-Rom,

And he's helping on the website

Of our brotherbird.com.



Brother Bird and the Man from Hell

Peculiar Brother Bird #6


In the foothills of the Blue Ridge

Our peculiar Brother Bird

Took some time to do some writing

Which is what he most preferred.


Willie Waver was now married,

Farren Brimstone done and gone,

And the Big Feud just a mem’ry

When the “rich man” came along.


Well, the rich man was a poor man,

Or at least he so appeared,

Clothed in rags all singed and blackened

With a long white ashen beard.


And he smelled of burning sulfur,

And he reeked of soot and smoke,

With his face and arms all blistered,

Wildly coughing when he spoke.


And he said he was the rich man

Who was sent back from the dead,

Just to warn of endless torment-

Well, at least that’s what he said.


And he stood out in the graveyard,

Shrieking madly with each breath,

“You will burn in Hell forever!”

Scaring some folks half to death.


But most people thought ‘im crazy,

While some others thought ‘im true,

And a few were pretty shook up,

And not sure just what to do.


That’s when Sheriff Roscoe Ramey

Hauled the rich man off to jail,

And he asked him where he came from,

And he said, “I came from Hell!”


And he asked him what his name was,

And he said, “My name is Dives,”

And said, “Abraham’s my father,

And of brothers I have five.”


And whatever Roscoe asked ‘im,

He would answer just that way,

And keep crying, “Hell’s eternal!”

And that’s all he’d ever say.


Then the Sheriff asked our brother

If he’d come down to the jail,

And attempt a conversation

With the man who came from Hell. 


And it seemed that Dives was eager

With our brother to converse,

Almost like he had to do it

To remove some awful curse.


And by then he was much calmer

As he said with certainty,

“I must tell you that my story

Is most lit-er-al, you see!”


“But it’s not,” our brother told ‘im,

Sort o’ playing right along,

“And to prove you are the rich man

You must prove that I am wrong.”


“Oh, most gladly,” said the rich man,

“I can prove just what I claim,

For a par-a-ble can never

Ever use a proper name.”


Bird: “Ah, the law of proper names, eh?

And just when was that law writ?

And by who was it enacted?

And just who enforces it?


Dives: “In the Scofield Reference Bible

It is manifestly claimed,

In no par-a-ble, his note says

Is an individual named.”


Bird: “Yet another chapter, Scofield,

Heads surprisingly enough

As The Par’ble of A-ho-lah

And (the name) A-ho-li-bah.


“And it’s not coincidental

In each ‘Gospel Harmony’

Luke sixteen and John eleven

Are in close proximity.


“For a name Christ used was Laz’rus,

And he planned just what He said,

For His list’ners knew ‘twas Laz’rus

Who had risen from the dead.


“For a certain man named Laz’rus’

from a poorer family,

Had been sick and on his deathbed

In the town of Bethany.


“And though Laz’rus had arisen,

And had come back from the dead,

Those same fellers weren’t a-listenin’,

Just as Abraham had said.







“But this story of the rich man

Never says that hell’s for aye,

And it’s not the final Judgment

And it’s not the final Day.


“Otis Sellers has a notion

He delineates with zest,

That the story Jesus crafted

Is pure satire at its best.


“It’s a literary method

That our Lord has used before,

And it’s not far-fetched to figure

That He used it here once more.


“Whether parable or satire,

Either-or, I know it’s not

Some newspaper-headline-story:

When? & Where? & Who? & What?


“But a pointed poignant message

From the Lord in simi-les

To the covetous and scornful

Mammon-serving Pharisees.


“For they could not serve their mammon

And be servants of the Lord,

Or call Abraham their father

If ol’ Moses they ignored.


“So the po-int of the story

Is of negligence and greed,

Not a cutaway of Hades

For the endless torment creed.


“And when Pharisees and chief priests

Heard some other such from Him-

Well, they didn’t take it lit’ral,

But ‘perceived he spake of them.’


“And in fact, one place, it tells us,

Of our Lord so wise and meek,

That without such kind of stories

Unto them He didn’t speak(Mk 4:11, 34)


“If it’s concrete detailed data,

Such could hardly be believed;

But as lessons in a picture

They are readily received.


“Would the wedding of a king’s son

Not at least appeal to some?

Would the ones who were invited

Kill the ones who bid them come?



“Would a man choose ten to marry

Five of whom he never knew?

Could they purchase oil at midnight?

Could this possibly be true?


“Would the owner of a vineyard

Send his own beloved son

To some mean and wicked servants

After all that they had done?


“But those stories have a message;

Yes a point so plain to see

When they’re understood as pictures,

And not taken li-t’ral-ly.


“Yes, our Father to His vineyard

Sent the prophets who were slain,

And the precious son is Jesus-

Now, you see, it is so plain.


“And so many of Christ’s sayings

Are constructed like this too,

Where we know that they’re not lit’ral

Yet the points they make are true.


“No one really swallows camels;

No one really strains at gnats;

But it’s so true to the figure

That they really do do that.


“Who has wood beams in their eyeballs?

Or casts pearls before swine?

Wolves don’t really wear sheep’s clothing,

And the Lord is not a vine.


“And yet spir-it-ual-ly speaking,

Doesn’t ‘vine’ make perfect sense?

Thus these stories and these sayings

Are con-du-its to convince!


“And when people heard the Savior

did they ask for facts or proof?

No, they knew He spoke in pictures

To point out a certain truth.”


Then the rich man said, “A certain-

‘Twas a certain rich man, see,

So ‘a certain’ means it’s certain

That it is a certain-ty!”


Brother Bird then said, ‘A certain

Was the way the Lord began

Oft to tell a pointed story:

‘And there was a certain man…’



“And ‘a certain priest and Levite,’

And a couple certain kings,

And a nobleman and farmer,

And some other certain things.


“And then five times in the gospels

These two words are in a mull,

Where the Lord would say ‘a certain’

When he ‘spake a par-a-ble.’


“So a certain doesn’t mean it’s 

Not a par-a-ble, you see-

It’s a means of introduction,

Not a lit’ral guarantee.


“And the story of the rich man

Does not teach that hell’s for aye-

On the subject of duration

It has nary word to say.”


And then Sheriff Roscoe Ramey

Brought some vittles in a trunk,

With an inmate, Bogus Campbell,

Who was drunker than a skunk.


In the trunk there was a pitcher

And some Mason jars of tea,

And some chicken, beans and taters

From the Sheriff’s “Auntie Bea.”


And ol’ Bogus wobbly anchored

On the cot inside the cell,

And lay staring weirdly wide-eyed

At the man who came from hell.


When they all had finished supper

Brother Bird explained to them

Of the contest now a-stirrin’

‘Tween the crazy man and him.


Then the rich man said, “The ‘great gulf’

Is a proof for endless hell;

It is ‘fixed’ and can’t be conquered,

Thus continuous as well.”


Bird: “If I spoke of ‘here to Venus’

As impossible to climb,

It is relative to distance,

But irrelevant to time.”


Then the rich man said, “In torments

Of my body and my soul

I have been and ever will be

While the ceaseless ages roll.”


“Of your body?” asked our brother,

“Of your body?” Why, do tell

How it joined your soul in torments

In the nether world of Hell?


“Has there been a resurrection

To restore your flesh and bones?

Are there skeletons in spirits

To hang tongues and eyeballs on?”


Then the rich man hesitated

In a puzzled sort o’ way,

As he ob-vi-ous-ly didn’t

Know exactly what to say.


And then Bogus Campbell stammered

As he stumbled to a post-

“Bru- bru- brother, are you saying

He’s some kind of gu- gu- ghost?”


“Well…. exactly!” snapped the rich man,

“I’m a phantom from Sheol:

I’m a disembodied spirit;

I’m a never-dying soul!


“But my mind and sense and mem’ry

And awareness I retain,

And the essence of my spirit

Truly feels and suffers pain.”


“But how could it be your spirit?”

Brother Bird asked half amused,

But the rich man didn’t answer,

But seemed cornered and confused.


Then our brother said, “A spirit

Does not have a tongue or eyes,

Or a bosom or a finger,

As the Scripture testifies:


“When the Lord had resurrected,

he said, ‘Handle me, and see,

For a spirit doesn’t have the 

Flesh and bones ye see in me.’


“And it says you saw ol’ Laz’rus

And your father Abraham-

Were they only apparitions

In a nightmare of the damned?


“And just when did your free spirit

Find itself in Hades’ fire?

Was it instantly or shortly

When at last you did expire?”


“Well… it was,” the rich man muttered,

“When I closed my eyes in death,

I im-me-di-ate-ly looked up,

And in hell took my next breath.”


“But the order of the story,”

Brother Bird at once replied

States the fact that you were buried

E’er before you even died.”


“Oh, that’s nonsense,” said the rich man,

As if taken by surprise-

“First I died, and then was buried,

And in hell lift up my eyes.”


“Ah… you’re right!” our brother told ‘im,

Yes, of course, I must admit-

First you died, and then were buried-

That’s exactly how it’s writ.


“So that means that you were buried

Then, before you were inflamed-

Not the instance that you died, hmm?

As you earlier had claimed.


“For it was your buried body,

Not your disembodied soul

In the grave and in the gravedom

Of both Hades and Sheol.”


Then he showed ‘im how that Hades

Is the Greek word for Sheol,

And can mean a grave or gravedom,

And denote a hole or whole.


And that “Sheol in the Scripture

Is the Gravedom of the Dead,

Of the righteous and the wicked”-

And he proved just what he said:


“In that precious psalm of David,

Of God’s presence he did tell,

How the Lord would still be with him,

Though he made his bed in hell”


“And, ‘what man is he that liveth,

And shall not see death’ said he;

For the Sheol of the grave hole 

Is our common destiny. (89:48)


“In the belly of the great fish;

In the belly of a whale-

Is where Jonah cried in anguish

From the belly of a…hell.”


“And it’s perfect in the English,

Just the way they worded it-

It is hell if it’s the gravedom;

Otherwise it’s grave or pit.”


“And of all the Sheol’s mentioned, 

There’s not one in sixty-five

That e’er speaks of endless torment,

Or of souls that are alive.”


“And the story of the rich man

Never says that hell’s for aye

For it’s not the final Judgment

And it’s not the final Day.”


“But it is a picture story,

And not lit’ral as you tell,

For the Lord used allegory,

When He spake in par-a-ble,


Then the rich man interrupted,

“I was there so I should know-

It’s an actual and a factual

Picture of the world below.”


It was then that Bogus cried out

From the window ledge in dread,

“There’s another spa- spa- spirit

Ca- ca- come back from the dead!”


But the Sheriff only figured

It was spirits from a flask,

When about the rich man’s entry

Brother Bird was quick to ask:


“In the instance that you entered

Would you not have been confused?

Overwhelmed in shock and terror,”

Solemnly our brother mused.


“So just how could you have known it

Was your father Abraham?

How’d ya know it wasn’t Isaac,

Or Bartholomew or Sam?


“In the throes of fiery torment

And the grasp of ghastly pain,

Could you have a conversation

So coherent and so plain?


“Could you frame a fluid sentence,

Or just weep and wail and groan?

And ar-tic-u-late petitions,

Or just shriek and flail and moan?



“From burn-victim testimonies

There is one thing we have learned:

They can’t formulate a sentence

In the midst of being burned.


“And how is it ‘outer darkness’

In such fiery flames so bright?

Or how is it “mists of darkness’

In the midst of blazing light?


“Since you’re sure it is so lit’ral

And of stark reality,

Then my questions are most proper

To see if it’s ‘verily’!


“No, the texture of your story

In the very warp and woof

Of its contrasts, names, and features

Speaks of metaphoric truth.


“Why, the preachers do not preach it

As a text on saving grace-

That to go to Abram’s bosom

‘Evil things’ you have to face!


“Or that angels transport spirits,

And then when they make it through

Abraham’s the first to greet ‘em

With the other side in view!


“And if Laz’rus heard your pleading 

Clear across the gulf in hell,

Then he must have heard the screamin’

Of a million more as well!


“If such sights and sounds surround ‘im

That are anything but nice,

Could you say that he finds ‘comfort’?

Would you call it ‘paradise’?


And then someone went to bangin’,

Loudly bangin’ on the door,

And the Sheriff let him enter

Lest he bang on it some more.


Who then said, “My name is Laz’rus,

And I’ve come back from the dead

To refute this lyin’ con man”-

Well, at least that’s what he said.


Bogus Campbell was a-frightened,

And he slunk back in the cell

From the man who came from Heaven

And the man who came from Hell.


“Laz’rus” looked just like a mummy

Wrapped in gauze from head to toe,

And he smelled just like a dishrag,

And his eyes were all aglow.


In the foothills of the Blue Ridge

People came from hill and dale

To see Laz’rus and the rich man

In the Surry County Jail.


Willie with his darlin’ Daisy,

Ernest Ladd and Sister Smoke,

Ida Clara, Ima Vera, 

And a bunch of other folk.


Like detective Diddy Doright,

And ol’ Fetch, his blue tick hound,

Okie Dokie and his neighbors,

With ol’ Bogus gathered round.


That’s when Laz’rus started listing

Useful facts from A to Z-

Fascinating information 

Versus endless misery.


Of the contrast in the Scriptures

Of eternal life and death,

And of perish and destruction,

And of how the Scripture saith


That the chaff will surely burn up

In a fire you can’t put out,

And that perish means, well, perish

With no shadow of a doubt.


How the pictures in the Scriptures

And the words within the Word

Fully verify the teaching

Of peculiar Brother Bird.


And he pondered how the story

Could have ever come to be

Any proof for endless torment

When it’s just not there to see.


“This account our Lord has given

Does not state that hell’s for aye-

On the topic of duration

It has not a word to say.


“And it was a buried body,

Not a disembodied soul,

And between his death and entrance

Was a proper fun-er-al.



“It’s a pointed picture story,

And it paints the picture well;

Illustrative allegory,

Not a window into hell.”


And that’s when the rich man figured

Who this “Laz’rus” really was,

And remembered a computer

That was named the Wiz of Oz.


So he pulled one piece of wrapping 

With which Laz’rus had been bound,

‘Til the beggar went to whirlin’

Round and round until unwound.


Bogus Campbell’s head was spinnin’

And he blamed the whole affair

On an impure run of moonshine

Which he swore off then and there.


Then the beggar was the focus

In the Surry County pen

In his night shirt and his long johns,

And an impish little grin.


Willie whispered to sweet Daisy,

“What a clever little sneak;”

While the rich man roared in fury,

“It is Micro Chip the geek!”


Well, I guess that was a miscue;

Yes, a careless little slip,

For our brother asked the rich man,

“How do you know Micro Chip?”


And just then ol’ Fetch the coon hound

Toward the rich man quickly veered

Lickin’ greasy scraps of chicken

Tangled in the ashen beard.


And the beard and wig fell off ‘im,

And to ev’ryone’s surprise

It was Doctor Farren Brimstone

In that soot and smoke disguise!


How he wished he were a spirit

And could quickly disappear,

But he wasn’t and he couldn’t

And then Brother Bird drew near.


“And said, Farren, oh poor Farren,

What you’ll do your case to win,

And with such determination

That the torments never end.



“If it’s true it can’t be altered

By a question or a doubt,

And my tiny little squirt gun

Will not ever put it out.


“If it’s not you can’t create it

Through a vote or by a creed,

So relax and get your Bible

And just open it, and read.


“No one’s dug down to the center

Of the earth so they can know,

But we can dig in the Scriptures

For to see if things are so.


“And this story of your ‘rich man’

Never says that hell’s for aye,

And it’s not the final judgment,

And it’s not the final day.


“But it is a picture story

Of the mammon-servers greed,

Not a cutaway of Hades

For the endless torment creed.


“No, the story of the rich man

Does not teach that hell’s for aye-

On the subject of duration

It has nary word to say.”


In the foothills of the Blue Ridge

Bogus Campbell sobered up,

And you won’t find bootleg whiskey

In the bottom of his cup.


And our brother hopes that others

Will respond as soberly,

And soon learn that endless torment

Is as bogus as can be.





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