Old McDonald Had a Barn

 Old McDonald had a barn,

Ee I ee I o,

And Old McDonald's barn caught fire,

Ee I ee I o,

With a flame, flame here

And a flame, flame there,

Here a flame, there a flame

Everywhere a flame, flame,

Old McDonald's barn caught fire,

Ee I ee I o

And all the firemen came to help,

Ee I ee I o,

And tried their best to put it out,

Ee I ee I o,

With a firetruck here

And a firetruck there,

Here a truck, there a truck, 

Everywhere a truck, truck,

All the firemen came to help,

Ee I ee I o


But they could not put it out,

Ee I ee I o,

It was a fire "unquenchable"

Ee I ee I o,

With a burn, burn here

And a burn, burn there,

Here a burn, there a burn,

Everywhere a burn, burn, 

It was a fire "unquenchable"

Ee I ee I o


So do you think the barn burns on,

On and on and on?

Or do you think the barn burned up,

Down and to the ground?

With some smoke, smoke here

And some smoke, smoke there,

Here some smoke, there some smoke,

Everywhere some smoke, smoke,

Do you think the barn burned on,

Or did the barn burn up?


So if a fire can't be put out,

Ee I ee I o,

What's burning in it will burn up!

Ee I ee I o,

With a duh, duh here

And a duh, duh there,

Here a duh, there a duh

Everywhere a duh, duh,

If a fire's "unquenchable"

The barn will sure burn up!


"He will BURN UP the chaff with UNQUENCHABLE FIRE" 

Matthew 3:12


But all the theologians laugh,

Hee, hee, ho, hee, hee!

And say "unquenchable" is the chaff,

Hee, hee, ho, hee, hee!

With a wink, wink here

And a wink, wink there,

Here a wink, there a wink,

Everywhere a wink, wink,

All the theologians laugh,

Hee, hee, ho, hee, hee!

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